Manjury


an injury obtained by either a very manly activity or in a very manly area.
person 1: he got a gash on his leg wrestling a bear.
person 2: that’s a manjury.

person 1: he had a pen stabbed through his sack
person 2: thats one h-ll of a manjury

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