manket


1) a man who also serves the purpose of a blanket.

2) a man used to keep one warm in the absence of a blanket.
did you see the way kevin’s eyes bugged out when he spotted tiff-nny with her manket?

i wish i had my very own manket to keep me nice and warm at night.

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