manmom
the male mother that supplied his seed to your female mother’s field of life.
synonyms: dad, father, padre
friend: dude can we hang out today?
you: can’t, my manmom has me doing ch-r-s all day… -sadface-
mom that looks/sounds lik a man
or
two lesbian women and oune decides to be called a man mom instead of the child having a dad
i am a man mom!
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