Mannequin
when a man stretches his scr-t-m up over his p-n-s and entirely covers it so his genital region resembles a flat skin-coloured patch, similar to a store mannequin.
after shaving my sack i can do such a good mannequin, target wants to hire me to do in store promotions.
a term used to describe an obviously fake person; a person who either looks or acts differently than they make themselves out to appear (usually negative).
joe: i heard nicole had a stress fracture in her leg
katie: that’s weird, i saw her running perfectly fine a few minutes ago.
joe: geez, what a mannequin.
the plastic dummies seen in fashionable clothing stores all over, normally wearing the season’s newest fashions. somewhere inbetween scary, surreal and s-xy (if the opposite gender and depending on imagination/perversion)
larry: “that mannequin just winked at me!”
a person that looks better dressed than naked. the term implies deception on the person’s part for cleverly masking their physical shortcomings.
i wasted the whole night trying to f-ck that mannequin from the bar last night. she looked hot with her clothes on, but when she got undressed i had to close my eyes to keep my b-n-r. she was hiding fat like it was osama bin laden.
the social cl-ssification for individuals lacking emotion, complete social unawareness, extreme self-consciousness, and the commandment of a room. masters of photographic angles and poses in front of the camera, extremely chiseled, and justifiably confident with their bodies. mannequins have a fixation with repet-tive electronic dance music, are highly fashion forward, and maintain a stoic stance at all times.
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mannequin
a really hot girl, that has a prefect -ss, perfect body but is really stupid. (no brain)
riley: yo bro, theres this new girl in my english cl-ss and she such a mannequin.
sean: yea that blond mannequin, i saw her too. she so hot, but so stupid.
a term used to refer to a “fake” girl/woman. as a literal mannequin, they have a perfect figure externally, but have nothing to offer internally. they are completely void of emotion, a brain, or any capacity to hold an intellectually stimulating communication; existing simply to be played with like a doll. they masquerade showing off their physical beauty and will never be respected for that reason.
dude, check out the b–bs on that mannequin!
dude, i need to take home a mannequin tonight…
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