Manny Pack


1.a bag carried around by a male
2.a man purse
“dude, put away your manny pack! it’s freaking me out!”
stomach fat on a male that sags below the waistline and into the genital region. closely resembles a f-nny pack. often caused by the combination of beer and gravity.
“check out the manny pack on that robust douche-bag!”
“dont rip on him man, he’s probably just a victim of beer and gravity.”

-footnote: a manny pack may be prevented by consuming all beer in the form of keg stands.
f-nny pack; usually worn by guys who carry enough stuff to warrant a man purse but who are not confident enough to carry one, so they opt for the manny pack.
often found worn by dads at amus-m-nt parks.
“hey bob, what are you carrying in that manny pack of yours? your t-st-cl-s?”

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