manolium
n. man who is so whipped he is walked all over by women like cheap linolium flooring.
girl: go get my purse b-tch!
guy: okay
guy’s friend: dude, you’re total manolium!!!
floor tile, very similar to linoleum.
banene don’t go in there! i just mopped the manolium!
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