manometer
a device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. particularly helpful when dating online.
scarlett inquired to maggie, “girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto gimmesumsn-tch.com?” maggie replied, “i’m not sure, let me check my manometer and i’ll see what my count is up to.”
the manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a v-g-n- that the p-n-s will occupy
that p-rno last night was crazy! that guy was like 3 manometers in that girl
man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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a device used to measure the manliness of an object.
billy pointed the manometer in the direction of the chainsaw and the manometer starting reading very highly
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