manpon
something you say to a guy when he’s having a period
dude you need to change your manpon
its like a napkin folded together so if cough or sneeze and a little run comes out it hits that manpon.
“i got mud b-tt son. i was scared if i farted i would sh-t on myself. i had 40 hot wings last night so i had to manpon it up son.” christopher “big black” boykin.
like a tampon only used in a mans r-ct-m to soak up liquidy poo
similar to the feminine tampon, the masculine ‘manpon’ is used for the reduction of sweat between the cheeks of the b-ttocks, placed firmly between the cheeks in times of high pressure, stress, or sweat-causing situations
these new manpons work great! i never have to be embarrased at the gym again!
cool,soothing,moist,absorbant towellet that is place carefully between -rs- cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.
that’s my fourth sh-#t this morning does anyone have a manpon handy.
anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your -sshole to absorb things like mudb-tt, -n-l leakage, and/or shart
guy 1: what the f-ck is that smell??
guy 2: oh that’s my old manpon, i’ve been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven’t changed it for two days.
man-pon: a tightly wound paper towel or toilet paper approximately 6 inches in length that is placed between the -ss cheeks to prevent… leakage. developed in the mid-90’s in response to the use of “o-lean” vegetable oil subst-tute which caused -n-l leakage in many subjects. when “o-lean” was no longer found in food products, the man-pon was nearly eradicated from the shelves until recently with the emergence of “alli” a supplement that is taken for weightloss which causes a person to byp-ss all fats through their gi tract, resulting in a drippy -n-s.
i have diarrhea and allergies… i should put in a man-pon to prevent any accidents from sneezing.
whan you have to go to the bathroom really bad, but there is no where to go, you stick a napkin or somthing on your b-tt incase of leakage
i am so glad i had that man pon on the bus ride or else i would have huge baconstrips.
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