Manprinting
manprinting is the act of smothering one’s b-lls in ink for the sole purpose of later stamping an essay that is due the following day.
manly man: how can i ensure that my essay isn’t stolen and plagiarized?
less manly but thoughtful friend: you could try manprinting it.
manly man: you’re right! good thinking. -proceeds to manprint his essay-
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