manscraping
the itchy feeling one gets when hair removed by means of manscaping begins to grow back
“my b-lls are manscr-ping, from that d-mned manscaping!”
(a.k.a., manscaping): the philosophy and practice that men should destroy natural manifestations of their masculinity by shaving, clipping, depilating, lasering, or otherwise desecrating the hair of p-b-s, pits, chests, legs, etc., in a misguided attempt to appear more like pre-p-b-scent boys for the gratification of old pervs and/or domineering women; the psychological equivalent of castration.
manscr-ping: my buddy told me his girl wouldn’t go down on him until he manscr-ped his p-b-s. what a castrating b-tch!
manscr-ping: coach told all the guys on the team they had to manscr-pe their pits if they wanted to play. what a perv!
the act of shaving one’s b-lls
bob was off to do some man scr-ping before his big date.
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