mantis shrimp


a mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. it is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

there are two different types of mantis shrimp. one has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. they are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.
bam! i just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. now i’m dead.
actually not a true shrimp, it is actually a type of stomotopod that frequently comes with live rock. it eats basically anything and can cause havoc in reef systems. peac-ck mantis’ are known to grow up to 6” and some species have the striking power of a .22 pistol! they’re by far the coolest live rock hitchhiker. if you have a mantis shrimp, it may make a sharp cracking noise which means its banging or striking against the gl-ss or something in your tank; known to eat coral, fish and inverts.
guy 1: dude i just got a mantis shrimp in my live rock, he’s so cool looking
me: you’re so lucky man!

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