Mansformer
a person who is, during the day, a man; however, by night, this person actually roams the street corners turning tricks. unfortunately, he doesn’t make too much money, because once the john finds out that his trick has a p-n-s, the mansformer is ejected from the car…in most cases.
joe: okay, man. you can’t tell anybody about this…
bob: okay…what?
joe: so, uh, last night, i was on burnside, and i picked up this chick…
bob: sweet man, how was she?
joe: she had a d-ck bigger than mine…
bob: what the f-ck? i hope you kick his -ss!
joe: well, this is the part that you can’t tell anyone about…
bob: you f-cked a mansformer…f-ggot.
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