Manshower Weekend
the weekend long right of p-ssage thrown by buddies for a great guy after he announces he will be a father for the first time. the party typically includes: fine aged ribs, pork shoulder and artis-n-l cheese fixed in a valhalla fashion with micro beer and such and in a get away “guys only fashion”, hour to hour events are based around lollygagging games and tom foolery that dudes enjoy and take delight in, all to divert attention away from the conscious fact that one of their close buddies will soon pull away from the pack and devote his attention to the needs of his family.
corey texted his friends that he was going to be a father for the first time. slowly his buddies texted him back to congratulate him and ask when they could throw him a manshower weekend, to honor his ability to procreate.
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