manstration

manstration is when a man becomes b-tchy and theres some blood involved…

the word comes from man and frustration.
billy and jim got into a fist fight… i think its due to jim’s manstration… i dont want to clean up their mess.
when a man is going through his monthlies
“you are a b-tch right now – are you on your manstration?”
when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

a short tempered man
the male term for pms, or b-tchiness
kyle: dude just shut up already, you’re annoying the h-ll out of me.

sammy: would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?
the irrational periods of anger that all males will experience at least once. usually lasts 24-48 hours.

it is believed to be due to a random influx of testosterone in the male’s body. it is the driving force behind all creation, all civilization, and all invention.
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symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-wanting to punch inanimate objects for no specific reason
-pulsing headaches that can only be treated by punching things
-voracious hunger, best remedied with large quant-ties of steak.
-excessive swearing
-excessive drinking
-insomnia/narcolepsy
-agoraphobia/agoraphilia
-photophobia/photophilia
-periods of intense intelligence/ambition followed by periods of ignorance/lethargy
juli-n-s: sh-t bro, i’m manstrating hard. wanna build an empire to f-ck sh-t up?

romulus: sure man, creating an empire that has a big -ss legion must be the equivalent of punching dozens of inanimate objects.

juli-n-s: true sh-t. that’s one of the best cures for manstration.
when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

a short tempered man

the male term for pms, or b-tchiness
eg: w loots – manstration
when she just got back from a week at her grandmother’s house and hasn’t been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you’ve c-mmed it doesn’t even feel good at all it’s just incredibly painful but you keep going because she’s still h-rny and finally on the seventh time when your d-ck is just shouting out “stop stop” you have a weak h-llaciously painful nothing of an -j-c-l-t–n and realize that blood just came out your d-ck.
doctor: you’ve ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one t-st-c-l and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have s-x again in the next year you will die. how did this happen?

you: manstration
male m-st-rb-t–n.
yesterday’s hot weather really inspired some “manstration”.