manstructions
the act of -ssembling any newly obtained product without the aid of the included instructions. usually performed by men who feel they don’t need mundane advice from a useless piece of paper, this can result in time delays during construction.
ego man #1: nah, we don’t need the instructions to -ssemble this new set of storage shelves – instructions are for lames, dude. we’ll use our built in manstructions.
ego man #2: d-mn strait man, h-ll yah – lets do it.
~5 hours later~
ego man #1: sh-t we should have used those instructions.
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