Mansturbate
when a guy m-st-rb-t-s while thinking of another man. can also apply to lesbians or anyone who is normally attracted to women in any other circ-mstance
i like girls, but i would go gay for (insert guy here). i even mansturbated to him last night
the same as regular masturbation, but more aggressive and manly.
real men don’t jack off, they mansturbate.
when you a bate a man into a forest while not wearing any clothes
person 1: did you see all the men come out of the forest this morning?
person 2: oh, i was in the mood. i had to mansturbate last night.
when a male/man m-st-rb-t-s
dude, i had like the biggest b-n-r ever last night! i couldn’t let it go to waste so i had to mansturbate, and wow was it good.
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