mansurance
a group of three or more girls hanging together at a public place (most likely a bar) who are willing to protect others of their group from the awkward and/or unattractive guys that might approach them during the course of the evening.
“stacey, wanna hang at the sau later tonight?”
“no way, i heard that john from accounting goes there to try and pick up women on his night off.”
“don’t worry, we’ve got mansurance; i’m bringing krista and wren along.”
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