Mantenance
any form of male grooming.
“yo dude, i gotta run. gonna do some mantenance. gotta be tough on the scruff!”
a portmanteu of man and maintenance. usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend.
man i feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.
she has totally been slacking on her mantenance s-x i am so gonna break up with her.
1) a necessary, completely spontaneous, and very short masturbation session required to maintain mental stability.
2) the antidote for the random public b-n-r.
ben excused himself politely from christmas dinner with the in-laws, to perform some much needed mantenance.
chris acted like he was peeing, when in fact he was performing some mantenance, from an unexpected b-n-r at the ballet.
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