mantelfetus
definition: 1 (noun). he who excels at creating and implementing various forms of subterfuge in every day life, especially at a poker game. 2 (noun). he who is inherently unlucky and always manages to f-ck things up. is also pr-ne to being hit in the face by anything being thrown across a room in jest. 3 (adj). any person displaying any qualities above. 4 (interjection). may be exclaimed in a deep yet excited whisper when something has gone well or some goal has been achieved through toil or luck.
background: invented spontaneously at 3am during a poker game at the university of maryland
abrev: fetus
other forms: fecal, fecalmatter
mantelfetus is the greatest guy alive.
mantelfetus! – upon winning the lottery
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