manterpreting
the act of ‘manterpreting’ is defined as the instance wherein a male, through no fault of his own but merely because he is a man, will misinterpret even the most basic instructions given to him by a woman, most often causing a job or ch-r- to be done incorrectly and most likely causing great annoyance to the woman. not to be confused with a man who just does not listen to instructions.
honestly, i just asked him to get ‘a few essentials’ from the shop, and he comes home with 12 pots of instant noodles, a metric crescent wrench and a frozen pizza! bl–dy manterpreting!!
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