Manti Te’o
1: (verb) to be on an online dating site, pretending to be a hot girl.
2: (noun) a dumb-ss football player, dating an undercover fat-ss on the internet.
1. i went to meet my s-xy internet girlfriend yesterday; it turned out she was just a fat-ss motherf-cker manti te’oing me.
2. manti te’o cried for days over his fake girlfriend dying of cancer before he realized that he had been played by a fat-ss motherf-cker.
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