mantis chop
a fast moving, flat handed, finger stab, from the bent elbo position. a mantis chop is usually deployed to the chest, but under extreme circ-mstances it is ideal to mantis chop the neck. when mantis chopping it is common for the striking mantis to yell “mantis chop” with high pitch emphasis on the word “mantis.”
“if elliot eats the last slice of pizza i swear i’m gonna mantis chop his neck.”
“ashley! god d-mn it! quite mantis chopping me!”
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