mantress
a mattress composed of one or more human males stacked together.
we were so drunk that we didn’t realize that we fell asleep on the mantress
male version of mistress
lori caught her husband in bed with his mistress. so now she found herself a mantress to let husband catch her!
human person come mattress.
a human person that sleeps all day instead of partying with the crew.
while i was having the time of my life on holidays my friend was happier to be a mantress
the male equivalent of a mistress.
bored in her marriage, sara took up with her mantress for comfort.
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