mantuary


1. a place where a man can go to get away from the world, more generally a place where your wife and your mistress are not. it can be a permanent structure such as a special room in the house (commonly a bas-m-nt)or could be the fishing boat.
2. an area or activity that men congregate to let it all hang out with out being called disgusting. a place where men can freely scratch their b-lls, burp, fart and use foul language without having to worry about who they will offend.
3. a location where a man can be alone without certain distractions and gather his thoughts.
1. after a 60 hour work week, geoff decided to retreat to his mantuary. that way he would not have to listen to his wife elisabeth b-tch about the lawn.

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