Mantumbi
a non fictional land where only slithering beasts of the earth fear to enter. many have searched for it but failed. only a select few from battersea know it’s ways and they rule it better than black mamba himself!
in this land:
annual festival of muntumbi: funtumbi
working hours: 10-12, 3-5
food: fried food
currency: tumbi & rudd
national sport: sport
national animal: black mumba
honorary member: will smith
i’ve eaten more than the goat of mantumbi!
that chilli is hotter than the great volcanoes of mantumbi!
hey luke! have a refreshing swim in the pool of mantumbi!
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