Manual Sanchez


the manual sanchez is a prank created with the computer geek in mind. it consists of coming up behind someone concentrating on the screen, scratching your own b-tt crack and wiping it on his/her upper lip hence creating a stink mustache that he will have to carry around for a while. usually reserved for the closest friends or the worst enemies.
i just wiped my sh-tty finger under ramy’s nose…we’ll call this one the manual sanchez!
the definition is the same as a dirty sanchez; however the act is performed by hand.
gross!! it looks like you gave her a dirty sanchez!!
oh no. i didn’t want to get my peter all sticky, so i gave her a manual sanchez instead.

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