Manuriosity
like curiosity, but when a man entertains his curiosity, and ends up breaking something….usually something of value.
man: hey babe what’s that?
girl: no, don’t touch thaa…
man: oops i’m sorry i was just looking
girl: that cost me 60 bucks…. d-mn your manuriosity
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- man-urge
a man’s sudden and unexpected attraction to a woman which wears off as suddenly and unexpectedly as it came on, leaving him wondering what he was thinking. bill clinton with monica lewinsky. … it had to be man-urge, because d-mn, she’s fugly!
- Moonhound
a little t-rd that does nothing but play vidoe games. usually smells like crisco and bacon-cheddar cheese whiz. often found in its mothers bas-m-nt. phil: dude have you seen jack this week? tom: no man i haven’t. last i heard he was being a totall moonhound. phil: thats so sad man. tom: very 🙁
- Condomerbating
to m-st-rb-t- in a condom. effective for cleaning-up purposes. so you walked in on me condomerbating, big deal.
- bump that shit
when you play your favorite song over and over did you hear that new song? sh-t man thats the sh-t b-mp that sh-t,let it play
- mooniverse
adjective – describing the intensity of your feelings for your significant other, letting them know you love them to the moon and back. kate: how much do you love me ? dave: to the mooniverse and back. or you are my mooniverse.