Moonhound


a little t-rd that does nothing but play vidoe games. usually smells like crisco and bacon-cheddar cheese whiz. often found in its mothers bas-m-nt.
phil: dude have you seen jack this week?
tom: no man i haven’t. last i heard he was being a totall moonhound.
phil: thats so sad man.
tom: very 🙁

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