Manvalanche


half man, half avalanche.
whoa! – manvalanche, beware.
masturbation over the open mouth of one’s sleeping romantic partner.
my woman fell asleep early last night, leaving me frustrated and triggering a manvalanche.
an abrupt and uncontrolled falling of a very large man
after almost falling out of bed, my husband proclaimed, “wow! that was almost a manvalanche!”

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