manzone


(v) to exert one’s existential influence on an outcome over which you do not have an actual corporeal impact (e.g. a football game you are spectating), through the act of taking swigs of hard liquor straight from the bottle; important aspects of effective manzoning include type of alcohol, timing of swig, volume of swig, and intentionality
“dude. our team is going to lose unless we help them. break out the tequila; we need to manzone.”

“my brother gets the results of his test back from the doctor tomorrow. will you help me manzone the phone call so that it goes well?”
the area including the p-n-s, sac, gooch, and surrounding pubic hair on a male body.
that girl hurt my man zone sucking my b-lls last night.
(props to dane for help with contextualizing the definition)
a small, elite group of men from the west coast of canada. often likened to a fraternity, this group of well-muscled hunks is more akin to a rock band or a cult. wealthy, healthily, and all carrying good genes, this exclusive and secretive bunch is often seen at skybar making out with other guy’s girlfriends.
a member of the manzone just screwed my girl!

don’t f-ck with him, he’s in the manzone.

ac is no longer the president of the manzone
a group of guys who are so g-y, they give themselves a name involving manhood.
“pre-gaming with the “mantourage.”
“were manzone don’t f-ck with us.”
“yo guys were all real close, and g-y, lets call ourselves “manzone”
similar to a calzone, a manzone is filled with man juice instead of ricotta cheese.. the manzone can also feature toppings such as ham or any other topping of cheese.. it could be made extra thick, or light, depending on the persons’ preference on the amount of manjuice used… it’s creator is a man by the name of mr. sanchez
a manzone is a delicious alternative to the calzone..

while on break, eric thought to himself “man, i could really go for a nice manzone to have for lunch”..

an area containing men that are so masculine that that area needs to be named.
man a: “hey you wanna go to the manzone?”
man b: “yeah let’s go, because we are masculine!”
unmanly man: “can i come?”
men a & b simultaneously: “no!”
the area on a man from just above his bet line to collar bone. the man zone is the area where maximum strength is necessary to complete a lift such as the “power clean”.

a second definition of the man-zone. a general phrase that symbolizes testicular fort-tude and can be applied to most areas of a man’s life.
david could complete his workout because he could not enter the man -zone.

david couldnt close the deal with that hot chick because he wasnt in the man-zone.

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