MAP

m-ssive alcohol poo – most likely after an incredible night out.

will definitely smell like pure ethanol.
“don’t go in that bathroom – i just had a map”

“i just a public map”
“you bring shame to the family name
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man-alien-predator (pr-nounced m-a-p or map):
lil wayne’s(dwayne carter, jr.’s) species.

a man-alien-predator is a creature that is part human, part alien, and part predator (like off the movie avp). lil wayne is the only certified map, he is a special subspecies of it called map (midget-alien-predator). somehow a midget human, an alien, and a predator mixed together. probably at some intergalactic kegger. the alien and predator were most likely highly intoxicated on sp-ce beer and ran a train on an ugly female human midget, thus resulting in the creature we now call lil wayne.

all maps are either born with no p-n-s or a micro p-n-s, thus leaving them basically sterile, also with no soul. they dont have any of the powers of aliens or predators, the only power they have is brainwashing. this would explain how lil wayne looks like he does and cant rap but yet he still has fans. how else could a 5’4”, short, ugly, non-hood, fake thug, wannabe, h-m-, shadow creature, no-talent, hybrid species, micro-p-n-sed midget sell records?
guy 1: “man, how does lil h-m- -ss wayne still sell records and have fans?”
guy 2: “hes an map, they have no soul and their only power is brainwashing simple minded people, thus resulting in mindless wayne fans”
guy 1: “oh yeah, and i heard he has a tiny p-n-s, what size is it?”
guy 2: “superhead said its the size of a mini vienna sausage….divided by 100, you need a high powered microscope to witness its sheer smallness….wow man…”
maps is referring to directions put on paper that someone uses when they are planning to travel or leave

reference someone as “maps” because they are leaving
the yeah yeah yeahs song “maps”

“wait… they don’t love you like i do… wait they don’t love you like i do… maaaaaps…”
this is an acronym for the three greatest holes a girl has to offer. her mouth, her -ss, and her p-ssy. not necessairly in that order. it makes it a lot easier to simply refer to a map than to spell everything out for your buddies. see m.a.p.

“on that road trip with your mom we broke down. but that was ok we just hung out and i used her map for a while”
this is an acronym for the three greatest holes a girl has to offer. her mouth, her -ss, and her p-ssy. not necessairly in that order. it makes it a lot easier to simply refer to a map than to spell everything out for your buddies. see map
“on that road trip with your mom we broke down. but that was ok we just hung out and i used her m.a.p. for a while”
a talking map from the kids show dora the explorer. perhaps it only talks from dora and boots’ points of view, because they’re always tripping.
i’m the map, i’m the map…
a code word for the morning after pill, used by girls who need to keep last nights antics a secret. useful if your on the phone to a friend and theres somebody within hearing distance thats not supposed to know what you’ve been upto. for example, if your having an affair or your parents are around. the word ‘map’ makes girls feel less sl-tty than they actually are.
girl 1: so what did you get upto last night…?

girl2: ah nothing much really, can you come with me to buy a map…
muslim american princess. a map is a muslim woman, usually of persian descent, but she can pretty much be from any ethnic background as long as she is muslim, and born and raised in the united states to fabulously wealthy parents. they live in mansions, wear all the designer clothes, and drive expensive cars. they are spoiled rotten by their parents. maps are usually “daddy’s girls” who get anything they want. and they love to be treated like a princess or a queen.
“ava got a mercedes benz for her sweet sixteen. that girl is such a map.”