Mariandree
a mariandree (or mari for short) is the absolute epitome of perfection, beauty, and all around awesomeness and bad-ssery. maris are normally under 5 feet in height and have beautiful smiles and laughs. although very aggressive when agitated, maris make the world a better place (and look really cute when they’re mad).
fact: if a mari senses danger, they become enraged and, out of primordial instinct, will give you the silent treatment from 1 week- 1 year
fact: diet consists of fresh hearts, torn from the chest of unsuspecting men
overall, maris are incredibly intelligent, adaptive, beautiful creatures that help make up the silver lining of the dark storm cloud that is modern day society.
mariandree(s) are beautiful, highly intelligent creatures that feed on the hearts of unsuspecting men.
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