Map Control


in video game jargon, a polite way of saying camping. mlg players often like to use it to make themselves sound like they’re doing something technical or difficult, when in reality they’re really just sitting in one spot and shooting people who come along.
“hey man you should have seen the way i was in game last night! i was practicing some major map control!”

“dude, you just sat in a corner the whole game with the rocket launcher.”

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