Maple Haze


a psychedelic paste that strongly produces a weed high, but lasts much, longer. the paste is usually held together with maple syrup, but sometimes honey is used as a subst-tute. rumors say it comes from vermont, but hey, it could be canadian, they have pretty f-cking good maple syrup too.
hey bro, i’ve been high as f-ck for like ten hours! what the f-ck!
-d-mn what are you on?
maple haze, my homie.

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