Maple Leafs


toronto-based professional hockey team that has not won the stanley cup since 1967, sometimes abbreviated as leafs.” also, a profound grammatical error.
1. “maple leafs denied stanley cup because of bad luck, lack of skill.”

2. “you mean leaves, right?” “h-ll, no.”
covering your p-n-s with maple syrup, and then smacking your partner in the face with it while groaning like a moose and making moose antlers with your hands over your head.
i just gave that mexican chick a kick–ss maple leaf!
toronto on’s very own nhl franchise. often hated by other nhl team fans.
my canucks can kick the maple leafs -ss in the playoffs anytime like we did in ’94!!!!
the most loved and most hated team in the nhl. second all time in stanley cups.
maple leafs kick -ss
the toronto maple leafs – a team only liked by loud mouth jabbers who know nothing about hockey. saying ‘go leafs go’ is easier then following hockey.

hated by all fans everywhere, not neccesarily because of the team, but by the moronic fans that follow.
person 1: did you hear the leafs lost to buffalo again?
person 2: ya, what else is new
person 1: did you see all the douchebag leafs fans in bufflo thinking that the leafs had a chance when buffalo owns them every time?
person 2: ya, leafs fans are douchbags
hobo: maple leafs suck
1. g-dly nhl team. hated by others because of their godlyness.

2. killer of the ottawa senators during the playoffs

3. go leafs go!
1. aren’t the maple leafs godly?

2. sens suck

3. go leafs go!
virginity for a canadian girl.
“so is he the guy that — how should i put this like a gentleman ? … robin, did he take your maple leaf ?”

marshall in how i met your mother.

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