maple ridge


a town in british columbia, canada, where there is a growing number of crackheads in the downtown area. the #1 activity is smoking weed lots of grow-ops in this town but sometimes its hard to find some decent cheebs(weed).
i spent the weekend in “the ridge”, and all we did was get f-ckin baked and hung out. what happened to the “mcesso” on 232nd though? good old maple ridge….
a meathod of p-ssing a joint between two people. it is performed when the marijuana cigarette is small and thus it must be past by pressing the people’s two thumbs together. after the small joint is past, the p-ssee says “maple ridge”. this is inspired by the rural western canadian town of maple ridge where there are m-ssive amounts of grow-ops.
you dropped the joint! you should have pulled a maple ridge.
dope town in canada where you can walk up to anyone on the street and buy a sac off them
“hey you” yah whats up “can i get a sac off you man” yee no prob bro maple ridge is the bomb
a town where there are no big shopping malls or advertis-m-nts everywhere. beware there is no color, almost every single person is white!
have you been to maple ridge lately? try spotting color sometime, it is nearly impossible.
maple ridge is boring…but good people
jebus:maple ridge rocks yo

w-nka:nah..to boring
when a male specimen is balless via castration or being born that way it is the area between his p-n-s and his -n-s. usually called a taint or gooch when a b-llsack is there but without one it cant be considered a taint.
dude i shaved my maple ridge last night and its as smooth as a babys bottom!!
the place has nothing but crack heads and a lot of skids. its a pretty dirty place if u ask me. n-body seems too fond of it. and where can i get weed here… apparently alot of grow-ops but i cant find anyone who sells
cmon maple ridge show me how good ur weed is.

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