marantha
wears gl-sses, has blonde hair, loves reading, gorgeous and has a scarf for her earphones. a walking goddess but unfortunately only dates at the age of 15.
guy 1: did you see that girl sammi with the braids?
guy 2: yeah she’s smokin i heard her full name is marantha
guy 1: oh that explains it
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