in speedrunning marathons, the propensity for things to go unusually wrong.
speed runner: “okay, this boss has a 1/64 chance to kill me instantly.”
boss kills them instantly
speed runner: “good thing i made that safety save in case of marathon luck!”
when you look at the car to the left of you and there’s a s-xy -ss girl so you nut but you are in a car so you basically carnut my seats are sticky cause i just carnutted
a beautiful person with a unique name and adventurous and can be trusted be her heart she’s a caring smart person and some times can be extra stubborn but has lots of friends that love her deeply she’s cold hearted on the outside but warm hearted inside “i’m gonna be lilyenne today”
a blunt way of saying stupid. its always used in random thought… if you see your someone doing something out of the ordinary you’d all look at eachother and say “stupe!!” an individual who is stupid, or has said or done something stupid. this particular definition was made popular by deathlands, a popular series of […]
a meme website created in 2012, run by 2 administrators known as zeus and kronos. is known for taking memes from other websites such as 9gag and tumblr. gave rise to the dinosaur thing. i need to check funsubstance to see if i got any likes.
- hi guy fly bi
when it’s a drug addicts birthday guys did you hear it’s tadl’s hi guy fly bi?