marble slab


a person who’s skinny on the bottom and fat on the top
“omg that girl is such a marble slab”
…when you shoot your load onto a chilled peice of marble, mix in your favorite toppings with ice cream, then serve in a cone.

suggested toppings: strawberry shortcake and strawberry sanchez with sprinkles
hey, you that chick eva longoria, right?

–yeah–

…well i just gave her a marble slab!

–nice–

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