Marc Anthony
extremely attractive guys; knows the right thing to say and when to say it. he can make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world. may be gay with he’s friends especially the ugliest one. (most likely with a mushroom shaped p-n-s & doesn’t mind sending it out to people) has such a cute laugh and a really s-xy voice. will always be there for you no matter what. aka: co
alex: ohh who’s that?
alyssa: idk but he shouldn’t even bother calling up to say h-llo because he’s too s-xy
alex: i know his voice alone is -rg-smic
john: yeah i’d love to rub my mushroom d-ck all up on him!
ariel: omg it’s marc anthony!!
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