Marcello


a name of italian descent usually more common in naples, italy.
the name is pr-nounced (mar-ch-llo) and not m-rs-llo.

my name by the way and i love it :).
ex. yo marcello you the sh-t dawg
hottest guy ever…..if any of you b-tches want him you gotta get through me and be prepared for me to kick your -ss……love ya boo! hehe
march is a hotty!!!!!((((((love)))))))
marcellos is a very special person. very laid back and chill. but knows how to have a good time when it’s necessary. very stern and confident in everthing marcellos does. caring, sweet, and very serious. a dependable person. will make you feel like your on top of the world. very athletic and handsome. a ladies man.
marcellos is so funny ! i wish i was like him !
my babay
marcello is my baby
italian name. most likely from brazil

very happy person, stupid and innocent…to your face. little do you know, he is p-ssing on your toilette seat as we speak. it’s not because he is stupid and doesn’t know how to pull his foreskin back and aim right, its just that he doesn’t care.

a man who has the whole world fooled except for the people that live with him.

mostly dependent upon a maid, he lets his roommates or girlfriend clean up after him. with arrogance as his middle name, he c-cks his head back and laughs as loud as he can at his own jokes.

the dinner etiquette he possesses contradicts itself. he properly uses the silverware, but he tips his cup back so the wine dribbles out the sides and down his chin, properly wiping after-wards.

marcello’s are known for being so afraid of spiders, that they will deftly attempt to kill it (with your remote) while totally spilling their red wine on your white carpet in the process.

his careless nature leads to sloppy habits like leaving his shoes in your walk sp-ce (preferably in front of your bedroom door).
#1
marcello: guess what man, my girl friend caught me online again.

guy: oh yeah, and she didn’t dump you?

marcello: no man, i gave her excuse… she thinks i am estupid, bahahh ha hahh ha ha!!!!
#2
marcello: hey bro, im going on a date with this girl from online.
guy: oh yeah?
marcello: if things go well, maybe i go to her place, maybe f%ck her in the a##.
a man of brazillian descendants with unusually wide sort p-n-s also known as a chode. his line of work is often prost-tution, he most likely has many std’s and makes little money.
man i shouldn’t have picked up that marcello last night. i think i only have about a week to live now.

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