Marching the Penguin
masturbating
house: you mix rocking, grunting, sweating, and dystonia with concerned parents, and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy. in actuality, all your little girl is doing is saying “yoo-hoo” to the hoo-hoo.
mom: she’s what?
house: marching the penguin. ya-yaing the sisterhood. finding nemo. it’s called gratification disorder. it’s sort of a misnomer. if one was unable to gratify one’s self, that would be a disorder.
mom: are you saying she’s masturbating?
house: i was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.
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