marcin
guy with long hair who has amazingly hot pants ….whoa i want in them
did you see marcin’s pants today?? they were amazing!! -rg-sm!
thinks alli is 8– thinks im a ditzy blonde–alli is blonde– lol luv him the best guy eva
marcin is so hott i want to have his children.
a small polish elf who attends lchs. he screams like a girl. he also likes horses
i went to marcin’s house for pie.
dumb-ss polack (or “polak” as he stupidly thinks). dye your hair a normal color and get in some regular-fitting pants, f-ggot! punk rock died in the ’70s! quit rapeing joey ramone’s corpse with your sh-tty taste in music.
i like the way marcin says the word “emo.” other than that, he’s gay.
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