Marcus Kurzinski
a player who thinks he is hot sh-t.
someone who cheats on every girlfriend, and lies about it.
a guy that girls regret dating after.
“hey did you hear marcus kurzinski cheated on his girlfriend?”
“ew look at marcus kurzinski, why did you ever date him?”
“so last night i was talking to marcus kurzinski..and he lied to me again.”
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