Mardi Gras Cricketer
a cricket player from the south who is happy winning or losing due to good relations with fellow team mates. this is a common statement made to opposition players to distract them while playing as it has a h-m-s-xual connotation.
the way he plays is like a mardi gras cricketer. like a south perth mardi gras.
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