mardia
mardia ahhh , a beautiful person with beautiful brown eyes a beautiful, a slightly golden complexion , so beautiful you fall deep in her eyes even though she is really shy once you get to know her you will fall in love 🌹 but to get to know her isnt easy shes a fiesty one 🔥❤
i wish i had mardia to myself , i love her but im too shy because of her
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