mardy bastard


a yorkshire term,uk
a man (usually on his period).. that f-cks up and doesn’t like being confronted about the said “f-ck up”…. alas sulks like a small child… aka mardy b-st-rd
thought you were going to wash the dishes?? .. oh ffs, gimmi chance !! hhmmp stomp stomp
jesus grow up you mardy b-st-rd!!! f-ck me what a kn-bhead,you f-cking -rs-hole!! he’s a right mardy b-st-rd !!

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