maread
a maread is an excellent tool in the bed when needed. ring a bell and she comes with extreme p-ssing and desire to please. she’s likes big doodles especialy ginger doodle. she likes taking it in the p–p shoot. she’s very nice and easy going, her blazing orange hair will blind anyone in sight.
ryan: “hey bro wanna come over and use my maread with me? ”
josh: “yea man i dibs the rear end!”
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