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• helmet sisters

  when two women have slept with the same guy, they are helmet sisters. similar to “eskimo brothers”. girl 1: i totally slept with bob last night girl 2: omg no way! i totally slept with him last week! both: *high five* we are helmet sisters

• fluffy falafel

  when you squeeze the sh-t out of a chicken onto your partner, skin the chicken and slap it on their face, and then stuff your partner in a large pita. enjoy. i totally fluffy falafeled jen last night. so unexpected but a grand time 😏

• cloggels

  a device that typically goes over your head on the eyes specializes to enhance what you are doing, typically making killing easier hold on just let me put on my cloggels.

• lanyia

  a fine loyal woman. she don’t take sh-t from n-body. she still a virgin. she catch feelings fast so don’t waste her time i had a good time with lanyia tonight

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