Maria Alejandra
the most amazing woman in the world. can make you happy for life just with one smile. she is the most beautiful creature in the multiverse. she has the ability to help you get the best of you. it’s not only about her presence, it’s also who you become when she is around.
maria alejandra is a dream come true.
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